rules of the world cup

****Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiances, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) ****

These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in September / October this year…

DEAR WOMEN

List of Rules (Read and print them)

1. From 7 Sep to 20 October 2007, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, the PVR is all mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won’t have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor… it won’t happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say „get over it, it’s only a game”, or „don’t worry, they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about rugby than me and your so called „words of encouragement” will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying „one” game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to „spend time together”.

8. The replays of the tries are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times, and record them.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying „but you have already seen this…why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch??”, the reply will be: „Refer to Rule #2 of this list”.

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as „Thank goodness the World Cup is only every 4 years”. I am immune to these words, because after
this comes the 20Twenty World Cup, etc etc. The Magic of the mighty PVR will be tested and revealed.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,
Men of the world

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12 comentarii

  1. TE PLICTISEÅžTI RÄ‚U, HA?

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  2. ce bine ca is barbat…………. (thanks lord !!)

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  3. chestia asta se poate aplica doar daca ai o femeie de 50 Kg shi 1,5m……..

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  4. ce world cup?

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  5. Comentaaaatzi? Culcat!!!

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  6. Rugby World Cup 2007. 6th edition. Al treilea cel mai vizionat eveniment sportiv, dupa Soccer World Cup (mda. ma inclin in fatza evidentzei) si Olimpiada (nu se pune: mai multe sporturi la un loc).

    Fotbaul este un sport de gentlemani jucat de marlani. Rugbyul e un sport de marlani jucat de gentlemeni.

    Maine, la un post de TV romanesc pe care nu-l spun pentru ca nu poci ca sa spun ca sa nu fac reclama (bine, spun: Sport.ro), TriNations Game 2: South Africa Springboks vs New Zealand All Blacks. Orele 16:00 trecute fix. The clash of titans. Be there of be square.

    Go All Blacks!

    A, era sa uit: Culcaaat…

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  7. Habar n-am ce-i cu rugby… Daar… I’ve got a funny one: l-a rugat una dintre cunostintele lu tata sa-i curete un copac din gradina… Tata, de felul lui om saritor, l-a ajutat pe om… Se pare ca personajul face parte din echipa nationala de rugby si, pentru ca nu stia micu de el cum sa-l rasplateasca pe taica-meu, i-a promis ca oricand vrea sa bata pe cineva sau daca se ia cineva de fie-sa ( :”>) sa-l cheme pe el, ca se rezolva… :D Asta pentru ca tata a curatat niste crengi…

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  8. wow, se aplica si romancelor ca si Romania participa.:)

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  9. si vom fi placati si de catre All Blacks, sa vezi ce rupere de oase

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  10. Nici nu vreau sa ma gandesc. Va fi macel cu spume. Singura rugaminte la Doamne-Doamne e sa inceapa cu doua cifre scorul: sa nu ne dea mai mult de o suta, ca ne facem de fistic.
    I-am vazut pe ai nostri zilele trecute, la turneul IRB Nations Cup care s-a organizat la noi. Au fost striviti de echipa a treia a Africii de Sud, niste pustani , au facut fata binishor echipei a doua a Italiei si s-au cam chinuit cu Namibia.
    Asta in conditiile in care suntem in grupa cu Noua Zeelanda (no comment), cu Scotia (ne-o luam cu gratzie), cu Italia (ne-o luam cu mandrie; ceva-ceva sanse de victorie, dar putzine) si cu Portugalia (singurii pe care o sa ii batem, dar nici macar aici sa nu spunem hop).
    Aici gasiti programul meciurilor (site-ul oficial RWC 2007)

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  11. rugby? hai ca ma uit si eu, sunt bunoci rau jucatorii aia.

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  12. Avem o grupa infernala, mi-e greu sa cred ca vom putea scoate o victorie (nici Portugalia nu are o echipa atat de slaba). Oricum o sa fie frumos.

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